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Receive the sticker that will make it look like you subscribe to the wireless service that never works. It's your excuse for everything!

It's an affordable way to promote our service while pretending you didn't hear your phone ring. Affix it to your stupid phone that you hate if you aren't ready to cough up the dough for one of our beautiful status symbol artist phones.

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      We never answer the phone or the door and we certainly don't check email or even snail mail. Now we can help you enjoy that same luxurious lifestyle!

       

       

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      Are you a woodworker who’d like to sell custom wooden phones with Hermette Wireless? Of course you are! Get in touch! 

       

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      Photo Credits: Andrea Piacquadio, Vera Arsic, Anna Shvets, Any Lane, Ono Kosuki, Rachel Claire, Tim Samuel, Michael McDonough.

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